(Lies) About me.

20-something shout-y, swear-y individual from Pakistan, non-doer of things, would like to keep it that way. Or not. I don’t know. I’ll think on it some more.  *snooze*

Things I like: Avoiding real life stuff, books, avoiding real life by reading books, video games, avoiding real life by playing video games, Pat Rothfuss’ beard, 30 Rock reruns, QI reruns,  Timothy Olyphant wearing a Stetson and shooting things. Oh, and, coleslaw.

Things I don’t like: My face (has more hair than my chest), my legs (have more hair than my chest), my right nipple (has more hair than… I think you get the picture.)

What this blog is about: Things I wish happened in my life (but don’t), words (duh), things I feel strongly about (in the rare instances of lucidity)

What I hope to get out of this: More hair on my chest.

What I really hope to get out of this: Bundle of laughs (or crippling depression) every few months as I revisit old posts (of which there will miraculously be many).

Contact (why, you ask? Good question. I don’t have an answer.): chroniclesofaprocrastinator[at]gmail[dot]com

If you do contact me, please, don’t forget about:


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